"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 619 views

Student

Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha
Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi
Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par
Laanat bhaij raha hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher: Accha baccho batao

Teacher: Accha baccho batao ek haath mein kitni ungliyan hoti hai…..

Student: Teacher 6 ungliyan hoti hai…..

Teacher: Haramkhor chaddi se hath bhi bahar nikal liya kar kabhi……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nirmal Baba Ke Saran Me Pretty Zinta

Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???

Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???

Preity Zinta: han baba

Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My name is sunlight

Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash
hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in
English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)