"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 771 views

Ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..

ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..
2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..
1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..
2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya .....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili

baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?

toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

MagerMach

Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Munna and patient

Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara
karna paray ga.
Patient: Kyun???
Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray
andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han
Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)