10 rupiya

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone
karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni
girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee
main bhikaari ban gayaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 839 views
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