Qanoni joke:

Qanoni joke:

Vote dalne ke liye 18 saal umar
Or
Shadi ke liye 21 saal umar hona zaruri ha

Yani k

B.V sambhalna mulk sambhalne se ziada mushkil kaam hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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