Rishta discussion now a days:

Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??

Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush

kay 110th stage per hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1222 views

Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha...

Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha....

Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha...

Wo phir b sms parh rha tha...

.Kiya krtakanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Greedy Lawyer

Lawyer: Now that your case is settled, I'd like to explain my fees to you.

You owe me $600 now and $355.85 a month for the next 48 months.

Client: "I've never heard of such a fee schedule! Why, it sounds so much like car payments!"

Lawyer: "Yeah, you're actually right -- mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound

4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound

2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."

"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sanata in firebrigade

Sanata in firebrigade-Lady calld-"mere ghar aag lagi h

Santa-pani dalo.

Lady-dala,aag ni bujhi
S-"fir hm akar kya krenge,hm b to pani hi dalenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)