Rishta discussion now a days:

Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??

Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush

kay 110th stage per hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 953 views

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khush kismat ho

Admi:yar mushkil me hun meri b.v aik kis k .100 rupee leti hai.
Dost :tum khush kismat ho dosrun se to wo 500 leti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

In Husband Wife Fighting

In Husband Wife Fighting
Husband - What you said me DOG….. How dare you ??
Silence

Husband asks again?

Again Silence

He asked again

Wife- Oh my darling I did’nt said you DOG but please stop barking…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi.

GHAR k malik ne pucha,"tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho."

CHUNTIYA boli,"tum jese kanjus aadmi k ghar pe rehne se acha hay k ham kisi aur jaga HIJRAT(MIGRATE) kar jae..."

MORAL:
yar kuch to sharam karo. ITNI kanjusi b achi nhi hoti ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)