Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha

Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.

Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Janwaron ka khandan

Teacher:tum kis khan dan se ho?
Student:janwaron k se.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:papa mujhe ulla ka patha,ammi mujhe gadha,dada g shar ka beta aur dadi bander kehti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Idiots Please Stand Up

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sarda aur bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by sana (few years ago!)