Mere Sath Dance Karogi
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 605 views
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