Telephone call
The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call
one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,
“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice
answered. “ This is my father speaking”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 934 views
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