A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 2191 views

Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Phir aik Gadhay ke agay Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi.

Gadha Pani Pi gaya.
... Sharab ko nahi piya

Police Ne Sharabi se poocha:

Tu ne is se kia seekha?
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Sharabi:
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Jo sharab nahi peeta
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wo Gadha hota hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Qurbai Kyu Du

Ek Ladki Road Pe Sharab Pee Rahi Thi, Use Dekh Ek Ladka Bola.

Ladka: “Tum Ladki Hoke Daaru Piti Ho?”

Ladki: “To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwa Lu?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blonde to servant

Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,

Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,

Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)