Ek baar ek judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya.

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Tabse kanoon andha ho gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend Romantic mood me,

Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P

Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Abe Judge Ki To Sharam Kar

Santa Ki Ek Accedient Karne Ki Wajah Se Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai.

Judge Logo Ki Tarhaf Dekh Kar Bolta Hai.

Judge: “Order, Order”

Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”

Judge: “Shut Up!”

Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?

Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?
Vyakti: 400 km.
Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai. mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend: And are you sure you

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)