Apki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Beta: papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: haan.
Beta: kis se hui?
Papa: bewkum teri mummy se..
Beta: wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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