Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 994 views

Good Memory

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik admi party mein gay

Aik admi party mein gay aur apne family ka taruf angreze mein kuch es terah kera rahe:
I am Sardar and she is Sardarnee. He is my kid and she is my kidney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi. Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

Inspectr:
Tm Murghion ko kya dety ho?

Pathan:Bajra

Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him.

Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.?

2nd pathan:Rice

Inspector:Tm B ghalat ho.
Arrest him

3rd pathan ghabra k bola:
hm to sb Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hai jis ka jo dil chahe kha le.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

jis main ziadaprofit ho

1st Sardar:Yaar koi aisa kaambata jis main ziadaprofit ho ?

2nd Sardar:Aisa ker sardiyo'nmein sasti Baraf leker garmiyo'n meinbaich de ... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)