Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se
Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se
“Kaash Tumhari Ankhain Hoten To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakty”
Shoher
“Agar Tum Khobsurat Hoten To Kya Ankhon Waly Tumhy Mere Leye Chorty?”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 874 views
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