Shadi se Pehly aur shadi k baad

Shadi se Pehly::

Larka: Kash wo din ajaye..
..
Larki: Tum mujhe chorr tau nhi dogy?
. .
Larka: Nhi aisa sochna bhi mat. .
. .
Larki: kia ap mujhe miss karogy?
. .
Larka: han..
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Larki: tmhari zindagi ma koi aur nhi?
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Larka: nhi tau..
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Larki: kia tum mujh se mohabt krtay ho?
. .
Larka: han jaan
. .
Larki: Oh jaan
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shadi k baad isi ko nichy se upar parrhen..
:D :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 864 views
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