Yaar Bahi May Gadha He Thek Hon
1 Din Tarzen Janwaro Ko Unki Zaat Bata Raha Tah
Sher – Tajput
Cheeta – Butt
Ghora – Malik
Gadha – Pathan
Gadha Chilla K Bola
“Yaar Bahi May Gadha He Thek Hon”
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