Husband messages to wife
Husband messages to
wife on cell Hi,
what are you doing darling???
Wife-i am dying...!!
Husband: Jumps
with joy but types "sweet heart,
how can I live
without U?"
wife : You idiot i
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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