A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1063 views

train ka name

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe
hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:
Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!
Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!
Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!
Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!
Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!
Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!
Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!
Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7
afraad ko saza!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Christmas Gift!

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Main maayke ja rahi hu

Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka notice bhej dungi. Husband- Ja ja mithi-mithi bate karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,

Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)