3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya
Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!
Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?
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