Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai

Santa Dukhi Hokar Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Banta Se Bolta Hai.

Santa: “Yaar, Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Talak Chahiye”

Banta: “Lekin Kyu Akhir Aisa Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Wo 6 Mahine Se Baat Hi Nahi Kar Rahi”

Banta: “Ek Baar Phir Soch Lo Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views
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