Santa Waiting At Bus Stop

Santa Waiting At Bus Stop.
One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked:
“You Want Lift.?”

Sardar Says: NO Thanks,
My House Is On Ground Floor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 682 views
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