Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s

Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??

Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1095 views

Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar

Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

oined new job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: “yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi ..??… :p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Star Plus Aur Colors Ka Kya Fayda Hai?

Star Plus Aur Colors Ka Ek Fayda To Hai,

Jab Ghar Wale Inko Dekh Rahe Ho,
Kitni Der Bhi Phone Pe Kisi Se Lage Raho,Koi Tension Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)