Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa
Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa ……!
Iss Nay Muj Say Poucha Ka Shaadi Ka Baad
Aghar Main Maar Gahee Too Tum Kia Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Janoo Main Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Too Iss Nay Kaha Sach Matlab Tum Dosri Shaadi Nahi Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Ka Main Too Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Aur Pagal Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai
Bass Iss Baat Per Iss Nay Bohaat Mara Muj Ko
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views
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