koin main gir gaye
Kal papa kue me gir gaye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahe the.
Ab kaise hai?
Teek hi honge, raat se koi se koi awaz nahi ayi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 979 views
Similar Jokes
Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don’t need it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Men are very kind & w0men are n0t Pr0of:-
Most women don't like to help unkn0wn men but
All men are ready t0 help unkown females
Strange but true
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?
Major Rohail: Tumara new dress dekh kar.
Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new dress ka BILL nhi dekha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arz kya hy
Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai
Jese chotay rakshay main moti anti phas gayi ...???
by imran (few years ago!)
Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar:
Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo:
Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police:
Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi:
Abu K Lia Dua.
Police:
Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi:
Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy. :-)
by Muhammad Anas (few years ago!)