light nar aa rahi

Kya kr rhe ho?
Agr farig ho tu mre pas aa jao
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aur paas
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aur paas
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|!....
|! aur mujhe pnkhe se hawado
|! Lite nahi aa rahi.... bohat garmi lag
|! rahi hai

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