Father beta tumne

father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe.

1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 693 views
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