Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye
Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 649 views
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