6 Chicken Wings

Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
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Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1538 views
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