Ultimate beizzati
Ultimate beizzati : Garmi main bus stop pe 20 log bus ka
intazaar kar rahe the.
Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupye
lekar auto main baithkar chala gaya.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 562 views
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