stupid

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 556 views
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Sardar phatan k bache ko dehk ker bola

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.

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TV serials dekhne ke

Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!!

Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye

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Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!”

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sunny: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.

Bunny: Naam kya tha film ka.

Sunny: NO DISC

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
FIRE ko aag kehte hain

FIRE ko aag kehte hain
COBRA ko naag kahte hain
GARDEN ko baag kahte hain
aur
"EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare use dimag
kahte Hai!;)

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Daadi marte hue

Daadi marte hue :Beta mein apna farm, 6tractor, 50 janwar
aur 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hun
Beta: Dadi yeh sab hai kahan?
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Dadi: FARMVILLE on Facebook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha

Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.Us k peer ny kaha tum roza rakho main wada karta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.Us ny roza rakha.Sara din bari mushkil sy guzara.Sham ko roza khol kay peer k paas chala gya.
Peer ny kaha mango kya mangtay ho?
Woh hath baandh kr bola peer saaein Sawery EID krwa dyo.!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Biwi Marne Ki Saza Bas Itni Si?

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha,

Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: “Kya Hua?”

Dost: “Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala”

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Saza Kya Mili Hai?

Dost: “6 Hafte”

Santa: “Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte”

Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala

Dost Rote Hue: “Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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