Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 714 views

Pati Patni Aur Woh

Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko uske dost ke sath ghumte dekh liya.

Usne aav dekha na taav us dost ko jaan se maar diya.

Wife ne ye dekha aur gusse se boli..

Wife: “Tum Apne Is Gusse Ke Karan Apne Saare DoSto Se Haath Dho Bethoge”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus conductor

Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Something Special For His Birthday

It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!"

Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?"

"I'm yours for super sex," she answers.

So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Larki Ghar Se Bhaag

Ek Larki Ghar Se Bhaag
Gayi . . . 3 Din Baad Wapis
Aai

Baap (Ghusse Se): Ab Kya Lene
Aai Ho ? ? ?

Larki: Patli Pin Wala Charger . . .;-):-*;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khul ja Sim Sim

Mujy bhoolny ki khuda kary tum ko aisi saza mily

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Zor ka susu aaye aur shalwar ka naarra na khule
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<';> Oye khul ja Sim Sim

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)