Boss: Where were you born?
Santa : India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1675 views

Wash Basin

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by shahzad (few years ago!)

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.

Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.

Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Use the word "beans"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Charcha Arsh per Hoga,

Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,

Ek Farz Ada Hoga,

Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,

Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,

Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,
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Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)

Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)