1 Pakistani dosre se
1 Pakistani dosre se:
Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 893 views
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