Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry
Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..
“Bakra mar gya razai me!
Khan pagal he teri judai me…
Pani me machar tair nahi skta
Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…
Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan
I am not terorrist,My name is khan.
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