Seeing his wife
Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto: `R u mad? Of course not.
He painted it from his sharp memory!`
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 627 views
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