Will you marry me

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes
yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 583 views
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