Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k
humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie
Nokrani hi Nhi Hai.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 588 views

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Plz Naha Lo Yaar

Mujh Se Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kia?

Pichhle Ek Mahiney Se Mujhe Ignor Ker Rahe Ho, Plz Aisa Mat Karo

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Tumhara Piyara

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“SAABUN”..:-)

Plz Naha Lo Yaar ! Sardi Kam Nahi Ho Gi..:-p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Lipstick Problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints.

Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate.

The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror.

From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor:-(Mareez se)

Doctor:-(Mareez se) "Ager mary elaaj se tum tandrust ho gaye to kia do ge?"

Mareez:- "Mein qabrein khodta hon, Aap ke liye muft mein qabar kho don ga..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)