Santa daru pe ker tala kholne lga
santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki
vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut
hil raha hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 506 views
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