Sardar: Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Sardar: Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan: Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar: Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan: Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.
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