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A Man Receives A Phone Call 4rm His Doctor
The Doctor Says, “I Have Some Good News Nd Some Bad News
The Man Says, “Ok, Give Me The Good News First
The Doctor Says, “The Good News Is
U Have 24 Hours To Live
The Man Replies, “Oh No! If That’s The Good News
Then What’s The Bad News?
The Doctor Says, “The Bad News Iz
I 4rgot To Call U Yesterday.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 574 views
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