Modern Insult-
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Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you
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Girl :- Apni shakal dekhi hai
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Boy:- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata…:p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 738 views

Apka weight kitna hai?

Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hakeem

Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha.
Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain
B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha
Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha,
Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha.
Baaqi Sab Theek Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqeer to Men

Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do

Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao

Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek Totaa

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.

Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…

Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.

Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.

Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.

Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ticket Seller

Ticket Seller Apne Boss Se: “Boss, Koi Bhi Ra-1 Movie Ki Ticket Nahi Le Raha, Hum To Barbad Ho Jayenge”

Boss Kuch Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Ek Kam Kar Free Ki Tickets Baant Jab Vo Ander Guss Jaye To Sare Darwaje Band Karke Exit Ticket 500 Rs Ki Bech“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)