Modern Insult-
Modern Insult-
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Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you
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Girl :- Apni shakal dekhi hai
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Boy:- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata…:p :O :D :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 628 views
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