Sir: Babar Kon Tha
Sir:
Babar Kon Tha
Student:
Pata Nhe
...
Sir:
Parhaee Par Dehan Do To Pata Chaly
Studnt:
Ali Kon Hai
Sir:
Pata Nahe
Studnt:
Apni Beti Pr Dehan Ho
To Pta Chaly…:)
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