do Bandar kishti ma sawaar thy,,
aik ne kaha:: "yar kishti dagmaga rhi hai, aisa na ho k doob jaye"

dosray ne jawab diya:: "doob jany do yaar waise bhi kambakht ne kiraya bht lya hai"
hahah

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 887 views

My wife died yesterday

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mast joke

Mast joke
Papu santa banta bike pe ja rhe the
.
Wo log signal tod dete traffic police wala unhe
rokta h bt wo log nahi rukte
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Age jake traffic police wala unhe pakd leta h or
khta be tere ko rokne k Lye bola tha na
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Papu khta h abe dhakan tere ko dikhai nahi deta
kya phle se 3 baithe h tujhe kahan baithayenge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??

1 Makrani Bohat Dair
Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha

Larki:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To
Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha.

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha. Chaman usko
kharedna chahta tha.
Chaman: Kya ye Kutta wafadar hai ?Naman: Hanji,
mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna
vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Christmas Gift!

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)