Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 597 views

veena ke baari

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 day God askd me if u hv 2

1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??

& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik dukaan mein daaku

Aik dukaan mein daaku Loot-maar ker raha tha

Daaku ne aik aadmi se poochha ke tum ne mujhe Loot-maar kerte dekha?
Aadmi: Haan

Daaku: Dhuzzzz
Maar diya..

Daaku doosre aadmi se:

Tum ne dekha?
Doosra aadmi: Nahi

Mene nahi dekha Lekin
MERI BIWI NE DEKHA HAI..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa

Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa ……!

Iss Nay Muj Say Poucha Ka Shaadi Ka Baad
Aghar Main Maar Gahee Too Tum Kia Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Janoo Main Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Too Iss Nay Kaha Sach Matlab Tum Dosri Shaadi Nahi Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Ka Main Too Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Aur Pagal Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai
Bass Iss Baat Per Iss Nay Bohaat Mara Muj Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)