Baap Beti Se

Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?

Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1146 views
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