Teri judai mein neend urti
Girl: Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai...!
Boy: Check karwaley bibi Dengi Virus me bhi aesa hi hota hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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