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Pehchana kon hen ye 4 log???

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Nahi?

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Ye vahi hen jin k bare mein Ammi hamesha kehti hen k.....

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4 log dekhen ge to keya kahen gay Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 515 views

1 student ne MBA ka form Bhartay huay wa

1 student ne MBA ka form Bhartay huay watchman se pocha :
janab kaisi hay yeh university?

WATCHMAN:

Bohat hi Achi hay. main ne b yahan se he MBA kya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

12 Boys planed to propose a girl

12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha

Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k... mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana

Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana Tum Q Nahi Aye?

Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi

Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi

Arz kiya hai:

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,

Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)