Ek murgi ko baaz se pyar hua
Ek murgi ko baaz se pyar hua. . .
Murgay ko pta chala to vo murgi se bola : mujhme kya kami hai?
Tumhari biradari ka hu, smart hu. . . . . .
Tumhare maa baap bhi pasand karte hain mujhe. . .
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Murgi : main tumhare jazbato ki kadra karti hu,
par wo Air Force me hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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