Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor
Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay,
K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay,
Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha…
Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor,
Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 816 views

MOBILE pe

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

aaj keya pakaya hai?,

Shohar bivi se: aaj keya pakaya hai?,

bv: zeher,

shuhar: acha phir tum kha kar so jao, main der se aaon ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye

Sardar Pathan se:
Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain,
Pathan: O sardar ji
Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya

doke dukhi pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...................

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:

aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?

Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau

SANTA-Agr Nariyal K Ped Pr Chad Jau To Engg. Clg Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayengi

BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical Colege Ki b Dikh Jayengi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)