Santa: Operation Me mujhe
Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 663 views
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On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.
The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.
Then she inquired what I did for a living.
I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.
Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl_ darling hamaare pyaar ke baare mai kisi ko
mat btana
Boy_ tere bhai ko zarur btaunnga .saala kehta tha
koi koi kutti hee hogi jo mujh se pyaar kregi..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar:tum kaise paida howi?
Girl:opration se aur tum?
Sardar :khof se
girl:kia matlb?
Sardar:meri ma k pas 2 dako aae aur kaha jo kuch hai nikal do.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
HusBand Ko Sapne Me WiFe Ne Chappal Maari.
2Din Tak Pati Apne Bank Nahi Gaya.
Q?
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Q K
Bank Me Likha Tha
Hum Ap K Sapno Ko Hakikat Me Badlte Hai. :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...
Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli.
Biwi: “Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho”
Santa: “Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho”
Biwi Muskurate Hue: “Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon”
Santa: “To Kya Hua, Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..
Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine :D
Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padhk gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)