Pthan or Bhikari

Bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
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Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
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Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
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Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 751 views
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