A Girl Checks Her Weight
A Girl Checks Her Weight And The Machine Display 56kg .
After Removes Sandal = 54
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 781 views
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