Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,

mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

meaning of wife

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means… Without Information, Fighting Every time!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A man jumped into the river

A man jumped into the river and never came back.

Another man jumped, he also didnot return.

Santa's conclusion:Man is soluble in water...!!

Poori chemistry hi hila di... :) ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to girl

Boy :tum mere lye kia kar sakti ho?
Girl:me dunia bhula dun gi teri chahat me.
Boy :to dunia ko rehne de facebook chor k dekha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Wife Ne Pati Se Gale LagkaR

Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.

Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)